They break everything nowadays…

If breaking into my newest iPhone and Touch wasn’t enough, now the hackers are really makin’ on my nerves!

They’re trying to transform my old boy, the iPod Video!

Some dudes got a modified firmware, and tried to mimic the newest iPod classic on an old, very, very old iPod 5 and 5.5Gs.

From what we’ve I saw , the custom firmware is like crap!

It doesn’t even have the much loved Cover Flow…

If your so pissed as I am, go make them a visit over iPod Wizard…

Well, at least this weak I came home with two awards from the T3 guys.

One for the “Most Anticipated Gadget of 2008″ award, for, you guessed it, my baby iPhone.

Editor of T3, Michael Brook said:

“Apple really does appear to be an unstoppable force right now. The iPhone and the iPod Touch may have received some mixed press at times, but consumers are salivating over the products and the company is still unshakeable.”

The the other being my old boy iPod with a “Best Gadget of All Time” award…

Look at it smiling! xD

Now we’re really going green…

…and black, red, blue, purple, gold and pink!

At least that’s the idea of a new company called AlumaMax, who wants to repaint all our Mac Pros.

What’s the matter? You don’t like them silver?

If it wasn’t enough for those ColorWare guys to paint over all my newly iPhones and MacBooks and shit…

Now even my most powerful Mac is going to be somewhere in pink?!

WTF?!

I hope no one does that sin.

No one!

If you want pink just buy an iPod Shuffle.

Leave the Macs alone, OK?

Dell vs. Apple: 10 Years Later

10 years ago, a young and stupid Michael Dell, speaking at ITxpo97 in Orlando, was asked what he would do if he were CEO of Apple.

Which he answered:

“What would I do? I’d shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.” (link)

You stupid asshole…

But now, 10 years later is time for me to tell that if I was the CEO of your shitty company I’d shut it down, and burn all the evidence of it shitty existence.

That of course meaning deleting all the wikipedia entrys about it…

Why?

Just for the pleasure of a payback.

And because nowadays Apple’s market capitalization is more than double that of Dell:

Apple: $140.4 billion

Dell: $62.27 billion

Take that you stupid PC lover.

And you still wanted my beautiful OS X on your ass-face PCs? (link)

Fuck you Michael!

Hello, I’m a Mac. What are you?

Some genius mind once asked “What are you?”.

And for the answer he did this great “I’m a Mac vs I’m a PC” ad spoof.

Of course that I’m a Mac. (Why the fuck isn’t an iGod there?)

Now, just leave me a comment telling me who you are.

I just sincerely hope you’re not a Vista…

[Via here]

Is Apple getting to green?

You all know all the critics we had in the past about non being green?

Well, just forget it…

Looks like some Apple Genius at the Mac Store in Maryland Heights, Missouri had just 20 Macintosh II computers lying around gathering dust.

What’s the green thing to do?

Recycle them.

How?

Making a comfy couch out of it.

I wish you see this you Greenpeace bastards!

Why is Amiga still here?

Do you still remember the Amiga?

Those crazy 80’s PCs?

Now some shithead, says their future AmigaOS 5 will be better than OS X.

“Amiga Inc. Acting President Bill McEwen has given an update to Amiga OS5 of sorts. In a previous interview Bill had said of OS5: “The product that we are going to ship is going to be much better than OSX from Apple”. “OS 5 is ahead of schedule, and we will be making public announcements concerning the product in the 4th quarter of this year.”"

Are you high dude?

Seriously.

If wasn’t  enough for me to take crap from those fucking M$ Vista lovers, now Amiga’s fucki’ CEO is doing the same?!

Who the fuck are you?

I don’t even know you.

You should really just buy a Mac Pro and shut the fuck up!

There’s no way your OS is gonna be better then mine.

No way! I made a pact with the Devil… I own the crown for the better OS for life!

The Gods Must Be Crazy

Why do fuck would anyone use the argument that if a program is good on Windows (that is a shitty OS) is going to be good on OS X?

Come on Trillian people.

You could’ve had done way better.

But at least you did something right:

“Well, we always said that we would never ‘port’ Trillian to OS X. And now we’re excited to announce that we haven’t! Instead, after many support/feature-request tickets asking for an OS X port… we wrote a new Trillian UI from scratch.”

Thank god you didn’t port that Windows shit.

Thanks a lot dudes!

[Via Trillian Blogs!]

Those Seattle stupid bastards…

Looks like those stupid guys at Microsoft really love to copy us.

But now their just being pathetic.

As you all know, we love to worship our designers by putting this sentence on all of our products.

“Designed by Apple in California.”

It’s printed on the back of every iPod and iPhone we sell.

But as this fellow blogger noticed, Microsoft’s Apple Envy is so impossible to disguise that the back of the Zune says something similar, but somehow so much stupid…

“Hello from Seattle.”

They don’t get it… They just don’t get it…

So I’m not saying anything more about this subject.

I’ll only cote Joel:

“Anyway, we already did “Hello.” “Hello” was charming once. In 1984.

Now it’s just old.”

Nice said Joel. How would you like to be my new marketing guy?

[Via Joel on Software]

Google Gears a la Apple?

Guess who’s favorite phone is gonna get some improvements?

That’s right.

Our Jesus Phone is gonna get a new SDK (does this means FSJ was right? Holly shit!)…

But do you thinks this means finally those stupid applications you’ve written are gonna get Apple’s support?

Think again… We’re only doing a type of Google Gears stuff.

Meaning that your cute and basic online apps are gonna have a boost because of Safari’s new offline storage capabilities.

Nice isn’t it?

Well, guess not… But maybe we can do this SDK thing right in a third try…

If I’m an iGod…

…then this must be my church.

Hey, check out this guys spare room.

It’s a Mac only sanctuary!

Do you still doubt I’m a god?

[Via Gizmodo]