Those “funny” Finnish people…
Have you seen these?

Come on… Are really Finnish people such a wuss that they’re so fucking afraid of our “Jesus phone”?
Well, I know that our superior phone must be really getting on them nerves, but this is just to much…
I’ve already said that we’ll open our magical phone to! Eventually…
But let us first earn some cash making AT&T and all the other European crappy operators happy. Ok?
So make sure you stop your stupid ad campaign before I start bricking your “cool” unlocked phones to!
Come on people… If we weren’t all that good, why would you fell the need to copy us?
Damn Nokia… Just forget it! You know we’re better.
You can’t beat Apple… And you surely can’t beat me!
Why? Because I’m the almighty iGod!